HANDSOME SIBLINGS
EPISODE 4
You aren't knocked out by the drug?
-You deceived me? -You gave yourself away.
He Lu saw right through you.
This chicken soup smells good.
Sir, have some.
Here.
I'll have a big one.
I'm already hungry after walking for the whole day.
There's plenty of chicken soup. There's enough for three servings each.
It's just as I thought.
Sir.
That widow named Mrs. Li is fishy.
How is that so?
He Shuang, what did she call that hooligan?
Her child's sixth uncle?
That's right.
We've been here for more than two hours, but we didn't see any children here.
Sir, do you still remember the look on her face when she saw the teapot?
If she truly is a poor widow,
how could she identify suet white jade right away?
He Lu has a point.
No wonder you're a martial artist.
I deliberately tested her just now
by asking her to join us for dinner.
But she refused.
I suspect there's something wrong with the dishes.
Ma'am.
I was kind enough to help you.
Why do you want to harm me?
Sir, please spare me!
I'm just a widow.
They have been bullying me.
They made me do so.
I didn't dare to disobey them.
Mrs. Li, you...
Sir, kill him for my sake!
He killed my husband!
-He even seized my inn! -Don't! I didn't!
-They made me work for them -Don't! I didn't!
and run a tourist trap.
Boss, run!
Run!
Quickly.
Let's go.
Sir, spare me!
Sir, please spare me!
-Sir. -Leave.
Since you're a woman,
I won't kill you.
Thank you, sir.
-He Lu, spare his life. -Yes.
Thank you, sir!
-He Lu. -Sir, don't get angry.
When we left Xiuyu Valley,
Lady Lianxing gave us orders that
whoever offends you and insults Yihua Palace
must be killed at all costs.
Sir, look.
Sir, you've been deceived by her again.
That woman must be the mastermind.
-She's even trained in martial arts. -Exactly.
She jumped from so high up and still ran very quickly.
She must be a martial artist.
I already spared your life.
Why did you still have to steal?
You can't blame me for this.
Your teapot is too valuable.
I've never seen such fine jade.
However fine the jade is, it's just a teapot.
-You'd kill us for a teapot? -It's not like that.
They really did force me.
I was going to thank you.
You killed those evil men.
It's as good as avenging me.
Sir, high and mighty, I'll kowtow to you in gratitude.
Thank you, sir...
Thank you.
You can leave.
Thank you, sir.
Sir, you can't spare her.
-This woman isn't innocent. -Forget it.
She's just a woman.
Spare her life.
Thank you, sir.
Hand it over.
Yes.
Fine.
Watch out!
Sir!
How are you?
He Lu.
How do you feel?
I'm much better now.
My young master helped you kindly, but you kept trying to harm him.
You really deserve to die!
Evil lurks in the martial arts world.
Sir, what did you say?
I suddenly recalled what Aunt Lianxing said to me.
"Evil lurks in the martial arts world."
Indeed. If it weren't for He Lu,
we would have been nearly killed by this evil bitch.
Give it back to me.
Sir.
This teapot stirred up her greed
and got her killed.
Let this teapot be buried with that woman.
Sir, you're so kind to women.
But what will you use for tea during the rest of the journey?
From now on, be it while having meals or tea,
we must do as the locals do wherever it is.
Any items from Yihua Palace
must not be brought out.
-Yes. -Yes.
Aunt Lianxing,
it has only been three days since I left Yihua Palace
and I already learned that human minds are unpredictable.
Evil lurks in the martial arts world.
I believe the archenemy of Yihua Palace, Jiang Xiaoyu,
must also be an evil person.
No matter how far away he is, I'll definitely find him.
I'll get rid of Yihua Palace's enemy.
Jiang Xiaoyu.
Just you wait.
Here comes Hua Wuque.
It has been less than ten days since I left Wicked Canyon
and I've already found such a beautiful place!
Is anyone here?
Xiaoyu'er has left the valley!
-Quickly. -Slow down.
Hurry up.
-The weather is lovely. -Yes, the weather is so nice!
-How about over here? -Look, there are so many.
Quickly, take a look.
-Sure! -Sure!
-Here then. -Right here.
Come over here.
Come on over.
Hey!
-Who is that man? -I don't know.
-He seems like a Han Chinese. -Who is he?
He does look like one.
-A Han Chinese. -Let's take a look.
-Let's take a look.
Are you a Han Chinese?
I think so.
What's your name?
My name in Han Chinese is Tao Hua.
Tao Hua?
That's a lovely name.
You're as pretty as cherry blossoms when you smile.
What about you? What's your name?
I'm Xiaoyu'er.
Xiaoyu'er?
-You've come here too early. -What does that mean?
-The grand bazaar is tomorrow. -The grand bazaar?
A lot of people will come here early tomorrow morning.
It will be fun and lively.
Aren't you here for the grand bazaar?
Yes, I'm here for the grand bazaar.
You haven't eaten, have you? You're our guest.
I'll get you wine and meat. Come with me.
-Sure, let's go. -Let's go.
-Come on, let's go. -Let's go.
Let's go.
-Let's go. -Let's go.
Xiaoyu'er, come and dance with us!
-Come on. -Come on.
-I can't. I don't know how to. -Come on.
Come on, I'll teach you.
Come and dance with us.
Come on!
Cheers!
There's so much gold and no one wants it?
It seems that there are many kind people around.
Tao Hua must have left me this.
She's such a lovely girl.
Why don't I marry her?
Women might be beautiful.
Women might be nice.
But you mustn't be tied down by them.
Don't believe in women too easily.
Otherwise, you'll be...
You'll end up worse than being eaten alive.
I, Du Sha, managed to live until now because I never touched a woman.
As for women, just have fun with them.
I'd rather meet a female ghost
than laying a finger on a woman.
My uncles and aunt can't be lying to me, right?
I'd better buy a horse and continue on my trip.
Take a look, see for yourself!
Ma'am, take a look.
-Take a look. -Take a look.
Come and take a look.
-I'll take a look. -Hold on.
Who are you?
Is this horse for sale?
This Ferghana horse of mine can run up to 1,000 miles a day. It's not cheap.
Tell me. How much is it?
I'll give you a good price.
How about 190 silver taels.
190 taels?
This price can't be right.
Since it's a Ferghana horse,
it should cost 380 taels.
190 taels?
It's really too cheap.
Unbelievably cheap.
Are you joking?
Goodness, I never joke around.
But I don't have any silver taels.
I'll pay with gold instead.
Xiaoyu'er!
Did he wake up?
Why isn't he here?
Pearls!
Top-quality pearls!
Look at these pearls. How are they?
Not bad, right?
In such a place,
this young man does stand out.
Why don't I befriend him?
Little white horse.
So white and fair.
Two ears standing up.
It's as fair as the young man in white.
Top-quality pearls selling for a cheap price!
-Take a look. -Hey, sir.
Nice to meet you.
He's quite arrogant, isn't he?
How much does this cost?
Sir, you have such a fine taste.
These are top-quality pearls.
They aren't commonly seen.
Tell me. How much are these?
Seventy silver taels.
Seventy silver taels?
This price can't be right.
They should at least cost 60 taels, right?
These pearls...
They are fake.
Who said they are fake?
You're insulting me.
I'll be honest with you.
Since I was two years old, I've played with pearls as marbles.
Whether these are real or not, I can sniff them out with my nose.
They are worth at least 60 taels.
How can they cost 60 taels?
Real pearls can be found under the sea.
But it takes so much effort to make fake ones.
They even have to look like real ones.
Fake ones should cost more than real ones.
If real pearls sell for 70 taels,
the fakes ones should sell for 140 silver taels.
It's about two gold taels.
Xiaoyu'er!
-What are you doing? -You're so silly.
Why didn't you call me if you wanted to buy things?
Now you got fooled by them.
This little horse isn't even worth 80 taels.
-The pearl is fake. -It is worth ten taels at most.
You knew that?
Why did you pay so much then?
Sometimes, the best gain is to lose.
What?
Hey, look at this.
I chose this pearl hairpin just for you.
To thank you for looking after me.
It looks good on you.
Really?
Yes, it looks really good.
Is that so? Let me look in the mirror.
Don't you trust me? I'm saying it looks good on you.
When you put on this pearl hairpin,
you look as pretty as a princess.
I've traveled a long way,
but I still couldn't find a prince who'd suit the princess.
Aren't you that silly prince?
Sir.
-Sir, is this... -Yes...
Is the sir who bought the horse in the tent?
Sir, are you in there?
-Let me tell you -Sir.
-what it means to gain by losing. -Are you there?
Stay here.
Sir!
-It's you. -Sir.
-You brought so many people with you. -That's right.
I brought some good stuff for you.
Look. My friend heard that you have an eye for a bargain.
So, he brought some good stuff for you to see.
Unload it, quick.
-Come on. -Let me.
Take a look.
Check this out.
-This is good stuff. -That's right.
-This is good stuff. -Look.
-Take a look at these too. -They are precious.
-Look. -There's more.
-Look at this. -Not bad.
Sir, how is it?
I want to buy all of them.
Sir, it would be great
-if you could buy everything. -That's right.
That's right.
They are all good stuff.
All right.
Wrap them up.
-Put it on the horse. -Sure.
-Sir, you're really easygoing. -That's right.
-Come. Put them here. -Sir.
Well, the price...
The price? Discuss it yourself.
Just tell me how much it will be.
-All right. -Good one.
How straightforward.
Come on.
Let's give him a high price.
-Come on. -Let's go.
Sir.
We've discussed it.
The total price is 6,600 taels.
That's right.
-Six... -How about that?
That's not right.
Yes.
The price isn't right indeed.
-Why don't you name a price? -No way.
It wouldn't be right for me to do that.
Sir, name the price.
We have no objections.
-No objections. -No objections.
-Really?
-No objections. -Yes, no objections.
All right. I'll say it.
Well,
I should at least give you...
One tael.
One tael?
-Just one tael? -Our stuff is just worth this gold leaf?
You told me to name the price
and said that there wouldn't be any objections.
-Right? -We...
-Sir. -Are you kidding, sir?
-That's right, sir. -I'm leaving. See you.
-What? -You've got to be kidding.
-Right. -Young master.
Hey, did we just get fooled?
He's a scammer! After him!
-After him. -After him.
Stop right there!
Stop right there, little brat.
Stop right there!
You...
You little scammer.
Scammer?
You're the scammers.
You...
Regardless, you either pay us
or return the goods.
-That's right. -Yes. Return our stuff.
-Return them. -If not, we'll kill you.
-Yes, we'll kill you. -Bring it on.
Attack!
I, Xiaoyu'er, am the world's smartest person.
These idiots wanted to fool me?
Good fur.
Antelope horns?
This is a rare item.
Ms. Tu would love this the most.
I'll throw these away.
Let's see how you fool others.
How delightful!
This gold is good stuff, indeed.
If it wasn't for you,
those fools wouldn't be racking their brains to trick me.
But...
you're too heavy.
That should do it.
I should keep some as a backup.
There you go!
He flew here?
He's a martial artist.
No wonder he looks so arrogant and ignores people.
Stop right there.
It's you.
Give them to me.
Give what?
The things that you swindled.
So you're here for those things?
But you're too late.
I've just thrown those things away.
You threw them away?
-Who are you trying to fool? -Why should I lie to you?
I threw those things on the road.
Someone will pick them up.
You...
You're a little devil.
Hey, that's what they've been calling me since I was young.
How did you know my nickname?
Weren't you arrogant earlier?
Didn't you ignore me?
Why are you coming after me now?
I came after you because
even though those people aren't making an honest living,
you shouldn't have swindled them.
You threw away their things. You need to pay them back.
You're not with them.
Why do you bother?
That's because I'm a hero.
I'll interfere when I see injustice.
Hey.
Are you going to kill me then?
You deserve it even if I kill you.
However,
you look young.
You're not beyond salvation.
How about this?
Take me as your master.
I'll personally discipline you.
Perhaps you might turn into a talented person.
Take you as my master?
That's right.
What's so funny about it?
It's not.
But can you tell me
which part of you is better than me?
I'm the best martial artist in Chuanzhong.
I'm here to get a disciple to travel with me.
It's a long journey.
I have no one to pass my martial skills to.
It's such a waste.
You really think you're a hero.
-You... -You're a liar.
You're trying to trick me into being your disciple to serve you.
-Right? -So what if it's true?
Tell me your name.
I'll see if you're qualified to be my disciple.
Don't ask for my name.
You think you're highly skilled, right?
Let's compete.
The one who has better skills will be the master.
The one who loses will be the disciple.
-Don't go back on your words. -All right.
I would like to see who your master is.
Hold on!
What for?
He's a skilled martial artist. I might lose if I fight him head-on.
Can you really tell who my master is?
Within ten moves.
I don't believe you.
What's going on?
Go there.
-Hurry. -Hurry.
Hurry.
Hurry. Come over here.
I'll look for Xiaoyu'er.
Is there anyone here by the last name Tie?
Hand him over.
If not, I'll wipe out the entire village.
Stop it.
It has been more than ten moves.
Can you tell who my master is?
No.
Your moves aren't from any martial arts.
Are you sure?
It's just that I have too many moves. That's why you couldn't tell.
All right.
I would like to hear who your master is.
Five masters have taught me martial arts since I was young.
All of them have a lot of moves and tricks.
That's why you couldn't tell.
I know all the movements in the martial arts world.
I think those five masters of yours
are either performers or merchants who sell medicine.
When you hear the names of my masters,
you'll get so scared that you'll pee your pants.
But they have retired long ago.
Back then, you were probably just a baby.
So you wouldn't know them.
They're just some evil tricks.
How can it be compared to my skills?
How dare you say that?
Your moves are no different from the fighting of a madman.
It's called the Berserk Hundred Hits.
"The Berserk Hundred Hits"?
I can tell it's the move of a madman from the sound of its name.
Laugh all you want.
I won't blame you for being stupid.
If you learn this skill from me,
you can be considered as a real martial artist.
So do you want to learn?
No.
No? All right then.
Don't move.
Just now,
you were hit by my Seven-step Evil Wind Palm.
If you take seven steps,
you'll bleed to death from your eyes, ears, nose, and mouth.
Do you think I'll believe your nonsense?
You don't believe me?
Give it a try.
Fine.
Six!
What's the matter?
Go on.
You're wise.
I only told you for your own good.
Luckily, you didn't take another step.
Otherwise, I would have to bury your body here.
You're full of crap.
You don't believe me?
Touch the spot below the third rib bone on your left with your finger.
Touch it.
You won't die by doing that.
Press it.
Does it hurt?
If you still don't believe me, move your hand a little higher.
A little bit to the left.
That's it.
Press it.
You...
Even the smartest person
can be fooled.
You got fooled!
There's no such thing as the Seven-step Evil Wind Palm.
I only know that there's a kind of martial art
called the Touch of Death.
What a trickster. How despicable.
Trickster?
Do you know how much wisdom
and knowledge are required
to be a trickster?
Firstly,
I had to make sure that you always had your guard up.
Only then would your vital energy not be released through your hands.
Secondly,
I had to make up a fake martial arts move
called the Seven-step Evil Wind Palm to fool you.
Thirdly, I had to make sure
when your blood would flow through the acupuncture points,
so that you would fall into my trap once you pressed on it.
How is that?
You won't suffer any losses to have a wise person like me as your master.
Dream on.
It won't happen even if I die.
Hey, it's bad to talk about dying.
How could I let you die?
At most, if you break your promise,
I'll just dig out your eyes
and cut your nose off.
Then, I'll break your legs.
I'm not scared of death. Do you think I'll be afraid of these?
Is that so?
All right.
I'll come up with another method.
I...
will remove your clothes
one by one.
Then, I'll whip your ass.
How dare you?
Why not?
Are you calling me your master or not?
Master!
Tell me.
What's your name?
Tie Xinnan.
Tie Xinnan?
Good name.
The heart of a man should be as tough as iron.
This name has a good meaning.
-My name is Xiao-- -Xiaoyu'er!
Xiaoyu'er, wait for me!
Xiaoyu'er, I've finally found you.
Tao Hua.
You're a girl. You should be more reserved.
What's the matter?
I'm begging you.
Please help my people.
I saw that you used martial arts earlier. You could fight eight people at once.
You must save them.
What's the matter?
After you left, a group of bandits came.
Bandits? What did they steal?
They weren't there to steal things. They were looking for someone.
Who? Were they looking for you?
No, they were looking for a guy
with the last name Tie.
They said if we don't hand him over,
they'll rape the girls and kill my clan members.
Have you seen anyone named Tie?
No.
I haven't.
My last name is Tie.
I'm the one they're looking for.
Your last name is Tie?
That's right.
Was there a girl in red among those people?
No.
That's great then.
Since they are looking for me,
I'll come with you.
I knew you have offended some people.
That's why you came here.
What are you going to do?
Be a hero?
You want to fight them with your poor skills?
Do you think I'll be afraid of them?
I'm well aware of who they are.
They are no match for me.
How arrogant.
Release my pressure points.
I need to go to their rescue.
You're my disciple now.
If you die,
who's going to serve me?
Even if I die,
I can't let the innocent suffer for me.
This is justice.
Release my pressure points.
I'll be back.
I won't escape.
You...
Aren't you going?
You have got yourself a hero, haven't you?
No girls will like a person who isn't willing to save lives.
Mr. Tie, if you can save my clan members,
I'm willing to marry you to return the favor.
I'll do anything you ask.
Affectionate girls are usually the unfaithful ones.
This is so true.
Tie Xinnan.
I'm afraid you'll be pestered by Tao Hua.
I wonder when you'll be able to cut yourself loose.
Little white horse, let's join the fun.
Stop!
Tie!
You're amazing, indeed. You have the guts!
We, the Li Brothers, didn't wait for you in vain.
I knew it was you.
Since I'm the one you want, why did you capture them?
Let them go.
Let's have a good fight.
Tie, you little brat.
You have the guts indeed.
Brothers.
Let them go.
-Let's go. -Let's go.
There is something we must ask you.
Is that thing with you?
That's right.
It's with me.
But you people
are not worthy of touching it.
You...
He's good.
Luckily, I was smart enough to fool him.
Otherwise, I would have lost.
Although there are many of you,
you are all useless.
It might be possible for others to get that thing from me.
But the few of you
should know your place.
If the Li Brothers are not worthy of touching it,
how about the Mao Brothers?
No one can escape the sight
of the three Mao Brothers of Mount Emei.
I'm the youngest brother, Mao Xingxing, the Heartrender.
I'm the second brother, Mao Gongji, the Heartwrencher.
I'm the eldest brother, Mao Maochong, the Destroyer.
-These three freaks look quite powerful. -Leave.
-Leave, quickly. -Mao!
-Let's go. -That's strange.
Tie isn't escaping.
Why are the Li Brothers escaping?
You think we're too ugly?
Gongji.
My brother!
Why are they more ruthless than the Ten Great Villains?
Tie.
If you don't want to end up like him, hand over that thing.
Dream on!
Where are you running to?
Tie, if you want to live, hand over that thing.
Looks like I have to make a move.
A master might not help a disciple in a fight,
but if the disciple is carrying something good with him,
the master can't just watch others take it away.
But how should I deal with these three freaks?
That's enough. Brothers, attack!
I'm going to kill all of you today.
No one can leave!
-Brother. -Run!
Run!
-Heroine, we won't run. -Spare our lives.
Good whipping skills.
So Tie Xinnan has such a friend.
I don't have to help him then.
Zhang Jing, what grudges do they have with you?
Why do you have to be so ruthless?
My hatred towards all villains in the world are strong.
-You-- -Shut it!
It's not your turn to speak.
What a stupid guy.
His friend came to his rescue, but he is fighting with her instead.
Very well.
You haven't left.
You asked us to stay.
Of course, we'll obey you.
Do you know why I beat up the Li Brothers first
instead of the three of you?
That's because they are despicable, but they don't deserve to die.
But you three, the Mao Brothers of Mount Emei,
have done all kinds of evil.
You must die!
Others might fear you,
but we don't.
Xingxing!
Gongji!
Tie.
You're good.
You escaped all the way here.
Besides you, there's no one else who can escape this far from me.
You can't escape anymore.
That's why I don't plan to.
You're very smart.
Hand over that thing.
Save me the trouble.
They are not on the same team?
So she's not a good person after all.
She has an evil intention to take Tie's treasure.
No way.
As his master, I need to make a move.